is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
you can write them or if you have some just
in lieu of tmi tuesday
jokes on you all this is from a gay porno
I don’t even care look at all this adorable ness who cares if porn look smoochies
this is the cutest porn intro i’ve ever seen
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عُصَير.
sometimes you guys worry me
THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN WOLVES AND RAVENS
Ravens and wolves form social attachments with each other and take huge advantage of each other.
Both animals eat meat. When wolves killed a prey, ravens eat from the left over cadaver and scavenge it. Also, ravens lead wolves to preys or cadavers. The ravens fly and the wolves follow. Ravens also alert wolves to dangers.
They also play with each other. For example the ravens dive at the wolves and then speed away or peck their tails to try to get the wolves to chase them, or
Dr. L. David Mech wrote in ‘The Wolf: The Ecology and Behaviour of an Endangered Species’: “It appears that the wolf and the raven have reached an adjustment in their relationships such that each creature is rewarded in some way by the presence of the other and that each is fully aware of the other’s capabilities.”
#the play between ravens and wolf pups doubles as practice for bird hunting when the wolves are older #wolves will break open tough skin on their kills so ravens can get into the meat and ravens will eat inaccessible organs like eyes #ravens will also eat wolf scat which is 1) good for the birds and 2) good for keeping the pack’s territory clean #ALSO there’s like a MILLION BILLION myths/legends about wolves and ravens sssssoooooooooo #what i’m saying here is ravens and wolves are my otp #i think i remember also hearing that in 2 dietary studies - one in british columbia and one in alaska - traces of several birds BUT NO RAVEN
(Source: sighsomemore)
applying for a web copy editing job and they want a writing sample that proves i can write for websites
i can either give them something i wrote that’s online (and grammatically incorrect) or a stiff essay format… essay
i don’t know what do
Found this via reddit
finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals
The punctuation is even accurate holy shit
Freaking thank you. Being shy and being an introvert are not the same thing, as well as being obnoxious and being an extrovert.
but at the same time if youre obnoxious youre expected to change that
I feel like I can actually be any combination of these at any given time (sadly including “obnoxious”).
Yeah, same here. People are dynamic beings, after all, and in the end extrovert/introvert is just another type of binary. Glad these guys included shy and obnoxious to offset that a little.